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And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about. Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them. Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one? Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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