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"The annual revenue growth of Internet solution systems is exponential. A true sign of e-commerce validity in today's business model." |
Welcome to our corporate
revenue chart where we display our yearly earnings in an easy to
understand graph. It may be true that there are no actual x or y
axis information, but that never stopped anyone from actually
believing it is a fairdinkum graph as they casually strolled by to
check if you are working. Isn't that amazing, how just the fact that
there is a graph on the screen makes it look like you're deeply
enthralled in hard core work. All you need is a graph and the word
business a few times!
See what I mean, complete horse shit but it works! You have to wonder why your manager makes so many trips past your desk in the first place. Never seems to actually be going anywhere, so what are they doing? The brief flicker of hope that your manager is coming over to congratulate you on lowering your "at work personal internet time" from 40 hours a week down to 35 are always shot down when he or she continues to walk past your desk! Maybe it's the fact that you have your screen pushed up against the corner of your cubical and your manager couldn't see it anyway, and is in fact going to another desk that they CAN see what employees are doing. Not all employees are smart enough to position their monitor according to visibility. For more information on the information presented in this business document, email our sales and support center or contact your representative. We would be happy to discuss any of this complete garbage to you with in-depth over tones and filler you haven't experienced since your last trip to the recycling bin. |
