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Earlier today, O.J. Simpson was charged with 11 criminal counts, including kidnapping, robbery and assault. Afterwards, O.J. said, 'Wow. Now I really have done it all.
Q: What are two things that O.J. has that every man wants? A: A Heisman Trophy and a dead wife.

Q: What's the difference between Rodney King and O.J. Simpson? A: O.J. started out with millions.

Q: What do you get when you put Lorena Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and O.J.Simpson in the same room? A: A butcher, a Bakker and a license plate maker.

Q: What do O.J. and Pee-Wee Herman have in common? A: They were both arrested for abusing their loved ones.

Q: What is O.J.'s favorite Major League Baseball team? A: The Red Sox!

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway? A: One drives a slow, white Bronco. The other "is" a slow, white Bronco.

Q: Did you hear that the police are now saying that O.J. moved the bodies after the murders? A: They are accusing him of 2 carries for 58 yards.

Q: Why did O.J. kill his ex? A: He wanted to restrict her free agency.

Q: What was O.J.'s favorite play in the Bills' playbook? A: Cut left, then slash right!

Q: How do we know that Thurman Thomas didn't kill O.J.'s ex-wife? A: Thurman would have fumbled the knife.

Q: What record of OJ's will stand forever? A: His criminal record.

Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? A: O.J. Simpson.

Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common? A: They both beat up on the Browns.

Q: Who's the dumbest person in America? A: OJ's next girlfriend!

Q: What's the difference between OJ and Colonel Sanders? A: Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them.

Q: What is the difference between Tang and O.J.? A: Tang won't kill you!

Q: What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service? A: We'll get you to the airport with time to kill.

Q: What does O.J. have in common with a box of fireworks? A: They both can kill people, but we let them off anyway!

Q: What was the last thing O.J. said to Nicole? A: "Your waiter will be right with you."

Q: How can you tell if it's the springtime in Idaho? A: You will see Mark Fuhrman planting gloves.

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