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OJ Jokes |
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Earlier today, O.J. Simpson was charged with 11 criminal counts, including kidnapping, robbery and assault. Afterwards, O.J. said, 'Wow. Now I really have done it all. Q: What are two things that O.J. has that every man wants? A: A Heisman Trophy and a dead wife. Q: What's the difference between Rodney King and O.J. Simpson? A: O.J. started out with millions. Q: What do you get when you put Lorena Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and O.J.Simpson in the same room? A: A butcher, a Bakker and a license plate maker. Q: What do O.J. and Pee-Wee Herman have in common? A: They were both arrested for abusing their loved ones. Q: What is O.J.'s favorite Major League Baseball team? A: The Red Sox! Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway? A: One drives a slow, white Bronco. The other "is" a slow, white Bronco. Q: Did you hear that the police are now saying that O.J. moved the bodies after the murders? A: They are accusing him of 2 carries for 58 yards. Q: Why did O.J. kill his ex? A: He wanted to restrict her free agency. Q: What was O.J.'s favorite play in the Bills' playbook? A: Cut left, then slash right! Q: How do we know that Thurman Thomas didn't kill O.J.'s ex-wife? A: Thurman would have fumbled the knife. Q: What record of OJ's will stand forever? A: His criminal record. Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? A: O.J. Simpson. Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common? A: They both beat up on the Browns. Q: Who's the dumbest person in America? A: OJ's next girlfriend! Q: What's the difference between OJ and Colonel Sanders? A: Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them. Q: What is the difference between Tang and O.J.? A: Tang won't kill you! Q: What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service? A: We'll get you to the airport with time to kill. Q: What does O.J. have in common with a box of fireworks? A: They both can kill people, but we let them off anyway! Q: What was the last thing O.J. said to Nicole? A: "Your waiter will be right with you." Q: How can you tell if it's the springtime in Idaho? A: You will see Mark Fuhrman planting gloves.
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