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Certified Asshole Category

Certified Asshole


Certificate of Upgrade
to
Complete Asshole

is awarded to

 

____________________________________


In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete
asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard
to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your
lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.

To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all
concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,

JUST BE YOURSELF!

____________________ ____________________ ____________________

Effective

Date

Signed

 


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