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Burger Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

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