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Burger Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

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