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Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

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