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Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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