Wife Jokes

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

- Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

- Anonymous

Surely there are plenty more words of wisdom regarding wives! Submit your favorites now and we'll add them to this list!