These University jokes are poking fun at the "other" universities in your area. We welcome University jokes from universities students around the world...
Q. Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys
Q. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly
through the Laurier campus?
Q. What's the first thing a York girl does
when she wakes up in the morning?
Q. How can you tell if a McMaster student is a
Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo
student after graduation?
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans
Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson
Q. Why do York graduates put a copy of their
diploma in the window of their vehicles?
Q. How do you get a Western grad off your
Q. Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society
fear the most?
A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last
week and destroyed the entire town:
Remember... friends don't let friends go to U of T... If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock. If you can use a fork, you can go to York. If you are a conceited, arrogant bastard, you can go to Ryerson.
United States / Australia / Europe
Q. What does Indiana University need to win a
Q. What to they call students who go to Yale?
Q. Why does Texas A &M have Astroturf at
their football stadium
Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from the
university of Oklahoma have in common?
I have nothing against the University of Kentucky's Basketball team. They have the best team money can buy.
An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were
standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished,
zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...
clear up to his elbows... he used about 20 paper towels before he
finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I
graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be