You know you're really trailer trash
when...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of
her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch
this!"
Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much gas is in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law
against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
 
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