The Male Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 vodka
35 scotch
48 double
scotch
66 Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE
17
My parents are away for the weekend.
25
My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35
My fianc�e is away for the weekend.
48
My wife is away for the weekend.
66
My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT
17
sex
25
sex
35
sex
48
sex
66
napping
DEFINITION OF A
SUCCESSFUL DATE
17
"tongue"
25
"breakfast"
35
"She didn't set back my therapy."
48
"I didn't have to meet her kids."
66
"Got home alive."
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to
third
25
airplane sex
35
menage a trois
48
taking the company public
66
Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25
stoned-out college roommate
35
German Shepherd
48
children from his first marriage
66
Barbi
WHAT'S THE IDEAL
AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
The Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK
17
Wine Coolers
25
White wine
35
Red wine
48
Dom Perignon
66
Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
EXCUSES FOR
REFUSING DATES
17 Need to
wash my hair
25 Need to
wash and condition my hair
35 Need to
colour my hair
48 Need to
have Francois colour my hair
66 Need to
have Francois colour my wig
FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping
DEFINITION OF A
SUCCESSFUL DATE
17
"Burger King"
25 "Free
meal"
35 "A
diamond"
48 "A
bigger diamond"
66 "Home
Alone"
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark
and handsome
25 tall, dark
and handsome with money
35 tall, dark
and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with
hair
66 a man
HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the
cat
25 Unemployed
boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 German
Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 Children
from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired
husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO
GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
IDEAL DATE
17 He offers
to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks
breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks
breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew
breakfast
 
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You're
An 80's Child If