Apartment building sign:
�No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby.�
Bar sign:
�Lunch now being poured."
Chinese Laundry sign:
�We don�t tear your clothes with clumsy machinery � we do it
carefully by hand.�
Church sign:
�You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can
ignore this notice.�
Divorce Lawyer�s door:
�Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.�
Miss Piggy�s sign:
�Never eat more than you can lift.�
Newspaper headline:
�County officials talk rubbish.�
Plumber�s sign:
�Do it yourself. Then call us before it�s too late.�
Psychiatrist advertisement:
�A cure guaranteed or your mania back.�
Restaurant Diner sign:
�Everything comes to him who orders hash.�
Restaurant Sign:
�Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves.�
Scottish Golf Course sign:
�Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have
stopped rolling.�
Teamwork sign:
�Only dead fish swim with the stream.�
Truck sign:
�Pass with care � I chew tobacco.�
Orthopedic Surgeon sign:
�Never accept a drink from a urologist.�
Taxidermist sign:
�If called by a panther, don�t anther.�
 
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