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Kids Jokes Part 6


Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!


Q. What do you do with a blue whale?

A. Try to cheer him up! 


Q. How do you communicate with a fish?

A. Drop him a line!


Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?

A. To the Baa Baa shop!


Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

A. Jellyfish!


Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?

A. Because he had a big bill!


Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?

A. Mice Crispies!


Q. What kind of dog tells time?

A. A watch dog!


Q. Why can't a leopard hide?

A. Because he's always spotted!


Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?

A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!


Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A. A sour puss!


Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A. Its easier than walking!


Q. What kind of key opens a banana?

A. A monkey!


Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?


Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?

A. It doesn't know the words!


Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A. Because they dropped out of school!


Q. What goes up and down but doesn't move?

A. The temperature!


Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?

A. Today and Tomorrow!


Q. Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A. Neither, they both weigh a ton!


Q. What has four eyes but can't see?

A. Mississippi!


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