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Kids Jokes Part 4


Q. What washes up on very small beaches?

A. Microwaves!


Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?

A. A hole!


Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?

A. The road!


Q. How do you make a bandstand?

A. Take away their chairs!


Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

A. The scientists were brainstorming!


Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A. Because he couldn't find a date!


Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

A. Hi Cliff!


Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?

A. Show me the honey!


Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A. Because he was sitting on the deck!


Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?

A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! 


Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

A. I think I'm coming down with something!


Q. What do lawyers wear to court?

A. Lawsuits!


Q. What breaks when you say it?

A. Silence!


Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot!


Q. What has four wheels and flies?

A. A garbage truck!


Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

A. Post Office!


Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?

A. Don't worry, I've got you covered!


Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?

A. To draw the curtains!


Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A. One! After that its not empty!


Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?

A. A bellybutton!


Q. What do you call a dear without any eyes?

A. No eye dear!


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