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Dog Jokes |
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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel ! What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots ! What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs ! What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs ! What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino ! What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling ! What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate ! When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open ! What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them ! What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog ! Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room ! What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !" What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite ! Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees ! What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show ! What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter ! Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders ! What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft ! Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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