Celebrity Jokes II
Q. What's the difference between Bill and
Q. What's Monica's favorite instrument?
Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in
Q. What's the new game there playing in the
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new
Q. What did the man on the beach say to
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody
Q. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
Q. What is forty feet long and has eight
Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if
she had sex yet?
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton
and Santa Claus?
Q. What's the difference between Hillary and
Q. What's the difference between Michael
Jackson and greyhound racing?
Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
Q. What are the two worst things about Bill
Q. What is the difference between Dan Quayle,
Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
Q. How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
Q. Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a
boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
Q. What does Hillary do after she shaves her
pussy every morning?
Q. Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
Q. Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
Q. When will there be a woman in the White
Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most
about Martha's Vineyard?
Q. What was JFK Jr. drinking at
the time of the crash?
Q. How did JFK Jr. learn how to
Q. What will it take to bring the
Kennedy family back together?
Q. Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
Q. What has four legs and no
Q. Why does Hillary always get on
Q. Did you hear about the latest
JFK Jr. movie?
Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. and his
wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
Q. What do you get when you cross
Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
Q. What does Woody Allen call an
Q. Did you see Dolly Parton's
Q. What's brown and half eaten?
Q. What's the difference between Michael and
Q. What famous celebrity had the most children
over the last 10 years?
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for
Q. What's the first problem the Michael's
child will have in life?
Q. What makes Michael Jackson so
Q. How did Michael get in
Q. Why does Michael Jackson
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Q. Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?
Q. What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole?
Q. What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in
Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Q. What will Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson both be getting for Christmas?