Celebrity Jokes I
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has
Q. What's the difference between Neil
Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill
Clinton first thing in the morning?
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned
Q. How come Mike Tyson�s eye's water during
Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner
Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson
on a stamp?
Q. What's the difference between Christopher
Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Q. What's white and sticky and found on the
Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on
Q. What's the difference between George
Michael and a microwave oven?
Q. How does Michael Jackson know
its time for bed?
Q. What's the difference between
Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down
Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one
Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to
punish her for swearing?
Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the
Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her
Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael
Jackson have in common?
Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have
sex with Bill Clinton?"
Q. What's green and smells like Monica
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson
have in common?
Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk
dancer have in common?
Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog