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Bed Jokes


Everybody knows you can create a Bed Joke just by reading your fortune from your fortune cookie and ending it with “in bed”.
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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