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Banana Jokes



What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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