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Funny Bad Jokes that will have you puking your hillbilly guts out. Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march! Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor ! Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see! Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim! Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside! Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss! Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down! Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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