It's not whether you win or lose, 
              but how you place the blame. 
               
              You are not drunk  
              if you can lie on the floor 
              without holding on. 
               
              We have enough "youth". 
              How about a fountain of "smart"? 
               
              The original point and click interface  
              was a Smith & Wesson. 
               
              A Fool and his money  
              can throw one heck of a party 
               
              When blondes have more fun,do they know it? 
               
              Five days a week my body is a temple. 
            The other two it's an amusement park. 
              
              LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES 
              USE BIRTH CONTROL 
               
              Money isn't everything, 
              but it sure keeps the kids in touch. 
               
              Don't Drink and Drive 
              You might hit a bump and spill something. 
               
              If at first you don't succeed 
              skydiving is not for you 
               
              Reality is only an illusion 
              that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. 
               
              We are born naked, wet and hungry. 
              Then things get worse. 
             
              
              Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers 
              give the rest a bad name. 
               
              Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge 
              to produce reproductive organs. 
               
              Alabama state motto:  
            At least we're not Mississippi 
               
              ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO 
              MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. 
               
              The latest survey shows that 
              three out of four people make 
              up 75% of the population 
               
              "You know why a banana is like a politician?" 
              "He comes in and first he is green, 
              then he turns yellow 
              and then he's rotten." 
               
              "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, 
              you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could 
              identify their corporate sponsors." 
             
            The reason Politicians try so 
              hard to get re-elected is that they 
              would 'hate' to have to make a living 
              under the laws they've passed. 
             
 
            
              
            
              
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